After hearing today that Manny Ramirez signed with the Los Angeles Dodgers for 2 years/$45 million to end months of negotiations (or the lack thereof), I thought, "Wasn't that what the Dodgers kept offering him over and over again?" So, I came up with a short skit about Manny's spectacular negotiating strategy.
[Scene starts in office at Dodgers Stadium]
Dodgers GM: Manny, we're prepared to give you $45 million over the next two years to stay here in sunny L.A. What do you think?
Manny: The contract's not long enough for Manny...
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